arey bhai mere bandhu mere bhai mere aana

yeh lallu kya kehta hai humko batana

jahaan tak meri nazar jaa rahi hai

yeh ginti mein kaahe khata kha rahi hai

yeh unees mujhe leke dubega bhaiyya

aur ikkis kahe mujhe tadpa rahi hai

arey bitch ki mindi kidhar gayi

idhar gayi ya udhar gayi

kis khadde mein utar gayi

jane bhi do jidhar gayi



(na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada

deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 

zara baat khul ke toh samjha do bhai

main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha) - 2

na unees se kam ho na ikkis se jyada

	

zara theharana bhaisaab

wat nonsense

arey re re re aap toh hai memsaab

ka kare hum bahut confuse hu

zara rukiya memsaab

you shutup

maaf karna aap toh hai bhaisaab

ka kare hum bahut confuse hu

(yeh kaisa gajab hain jagat ka achamba

jise keel samjho nikalta hai khamba) - 2

yeh ladki ne ladke ki pakdi kalaai

ya ladke ne ladki pataai hai bhai

koi toh bataye yeh nar hai yah maada - 2

main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha

na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada

deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 

zara baat khul ke toh samjha do bhai

main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha

na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada

deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 



unees aur ikkis yaane ke naues ikka

boss kya number bataya abhi lagake aaya

ah ha gaate toh achha ho guru par 

is line mein kabse ho shuru

(abhi iss jagah pehli hi baar aaye

badi minnaton se gaye hai bulaye) - 2

yeh ginti ke chakkar mein jabse pade hain

jaha se chale the wahi pe khade hai

akal ka nikalne laga hai burada - 2

main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha

na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada

deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 

zara baat khul ke toh samjha do bhai

main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha

na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada

deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 



arey bitch ki mindi kidhar gayi

idhar gayi ya udhar gayi

kis khadde mein utar gayi

jane bhi do jidhar gayi