[Monoxide Child]

Now let me introduce myself as the man

Fucking every bitch in the world, just cuz I can

And I won't even play with you bitches that don't fuck

All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut

I don't need all the stress and all the games

And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane

Bitch, you ain't shit but a hoe and a trick

And all you're good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick

Wanna blame it on my music?  Well that'll never happen

Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'

Goin' get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheeks

And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets

I'm a lunatic, what up, I'm lookin' to get laid

(AND THE HOOKERS HERE TONIGHT IS LOOKING TO GET PAID)

Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass

I don't even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash



[Hook] (repeat twice)

Bitch, you comin' outta them pants

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass

We callin' for the freaks, you think I'm movin' too fast

But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass



[Jamie Madrox]

Bitch wit' the big lips, I'm a young nigga

Wit' crazy fuck in my hips

And I can make you do things you're afraid to do

And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you

Hey bitch, that's a nice ass

Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance

Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent

It's just a video camera, no need to get upset

Hey bitch, do you like sex?  Well me too

I'm goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do

Fuck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep

Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks

You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle

Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle

And lick it all on the sides and tip

You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips



[Hook]



[Monoxide Child]

You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain't the one

And strictly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb

I done fucked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time

And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like five (DAMN!)

You could say that I'm addicted to sex

But if you know my seeds then you know I'm addicted to death

Monoxide, fuckin' bitches left and right

Let a killa know, if ya fuckin' tonight



[Jamie Madrox]

Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach?

I can check cuz your beaver's within my arm reach

(SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my cock

??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot

Hey bitch, would you finger your box

And rub the butt, of the nigga named Madrox?

Half-hour killa with an hour worth of dick

So do you wanna fuck?  Hey you, hey BITCH!



[Hook]



[Jamie Madrox]

Stupid bitch!

What the fuck you think this is?

I take you out to dinner

Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fuck?!?

Who the fuck you think you are?!?

Motherfuckin' Liz Claiborne, bitch?

I don't like that shit, and I don't like you!

So if you ain't fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch!

That's on my moms!

I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit