Er du hore ( are you a hooker ) -

Kanskje det ( maybe ) -

Hvor mye koster det ( how much is it ) -



Two transvestites - Norway style -

Hit it off -

Pretty good for a while -

Shared a mutual -

Interest in crime -

The odds were -

Looking fine at the time -

Turning tricks -

In most eastern cities -

Where pills are queen -

And the romance is shitty -

Invested profits -

In an import-racket -

Life was good -

As so was the market -



But, a good thing -

Can not last forever -

A dark cloud -

Seldom roams alone -

You know they'd seen it all before -

A German shepard -

At their door -

Who ever died of a broken heart...anyway? -



Jeg vil ligge med deg Gerda ( I want to sleep with you Gerda ) -

Jeg yil Ligge med deg ( I want to sleep with you ) -



Business was getting swell -

They moved their units -

Doing better then well -

In half a year -

From rags to riches -

Branched out -

All the way to Pattaya -

Their love was strong -

They felt they coulnd't get higher -

They moved in circles -

Reserved for the few -

She smiled at her -

Even know they knew that -



A good thing -

Can not last forever -

A dark cloud -

Seldom roams alone -

You know they'd seen it all before -

A German shepard -

At their door -

Who ever died of a broken heart...anyway? -



Time past like water under the bridge -

The cash was flowing -

But they were losing the thrill -

To cool off -

Gerda took a trip back home -

But found it hard -

Being so all alone -

Was tempted hard -

And in the end she caved in -

To a man with a beard -

Operating out of Rykkinn -

Bad news reached Tore -

She flew back enraged -

Bought a gun -

And found them naked -

On the floor at Tøyen -

All strung out on come -

Boom boom bye bye -



A good thing -

Can not last forever -

A dark cloud -

Seldom roams alone -

You know they'd seen it all before -

A German shepard -

At their door -

Who ever died of a broken heart...anyway? -



Because she looked so good in blue -

Runny make-up and missing a shoe -

Her scarlet blood baby covering the floor -

I ran terrified towards the door -

I am just a denim boy -

I am just a denim boy -

Gerda laying face down -

In her newly found love's boudoir dead -

Tore tried to explain -

To the handsome young police officer -

"Most rooms have four walls and a ceiling -

But sometimes the floor is missing -

And this makes me very angry" -

"Who would ever think -

A Sunday evening in Oslo, Norway -

Could be so sad and grey?" -

The policeman replied, feeling most intelligent -