I took my band way across the land

But to much ass can destroy a man



See i emptied all my glance

Inside the emptiness in all my fans



I spent all of my testosterone

Giving all my favorite fans a blow



It's hard for my hair living like a dog

And tonight the devil is riding a hog



Night is falling, curtains calling

My bio-clock is ticking so fast



(course)

And it's gonna be Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Can't stand losing my hair this way

Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Not now, no way



All the day i was doing the bum

Then i found myself taking a dump



It gave me time to contemplate

The state of my hair and it's terrible fate



Spent my life fighting of the pigs

Drinking beer and smoking cigs



Still it rips in a blowing gig

But now I'm stuck googling for wigs



Skin is glowing, dome is showing

My bio-clock is ticking so fast



(course)

And it's gonna be Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Can't stand losing my hair this way

Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Not now, no way

Hell Toupée, day by day

Always though that my hair would stay great

Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Just wigs and lace



(Guitar solo)



Night is falling, heads are rolling

My bio-clock is ticking away



(course)

And it's gonna be Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Can't stand losing my hair this way

Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

no, not now, no way

Hell Toupée, razorblade

It's genocide of my hair to day, Hell Toupée

Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée

Don't fade away

Not now, no way