Find a special crazy zone

Travel along a tube and find

Let it mess with your mind

Nooner, gonna interfere

Pullin' out your hair with a toothbrush

Nooner, making all the crazy

Unnecessarily lazy

Living like a hermit crab

Let the Nooner reach and grab

Pull your brains out by the stems

And never know when

Chorus

Nooner is the thing that's never been born

It likes to kill without being warned

Travel along that tube tonight

And let the Nooner die...