Get out of bed and stand on the floor

Its cold

Wiping the sleep from my eyes, I stub my toe

Taking a piss, I get a chill

I brush my teeth and shave my head

I am the one they call Boobie the clown

Driving to school, my windows are down

My car, it has four doors

Mine it opens from the outside

Its green with lines of gold

Some say it looks like puke

But I like it anyway

I am the one they call Boobie the clown

Walking down the hall, I hear my shoe

It clicks, theres a tack in it

I see her staring at me, I call her my girlfriend

She says "In your dreams"

I think she likes me, she likes me

I am the one they call Boobie the clown