Yon:  Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah.  



This is fun,  

Let's do this again next week,  

I think we should.  

Just had one,  

Well, they told me that this gear was really good.  



Gatesy:  Now I know we've been buddies,  

For four hundred years.  

Through good and through cruddy,  

And part-time careers.  



Scod:  But recently I'm thinking,  

Tripod:  Indecently I'm thinking.  

Yon:  I think you...  

Gatesy and Scod:  I think you...  

Tripod:  ... know what I'm thinking,  

How's about it, you and me?  



Yon:  Yeah?  

Aww.  

Well,  



Tripod:  Bugger off.  

I will love you to the end,  

So bugger off.  

Yes, I know that we're good friends,  

But bugger off.  

No, I'm not having a lend,  

Just bugger off.  

I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.  



Scod:  Now you know,  

Yon and Gatesy:  You know...  

Scod:  And you don't agree that we should do the do.  

Yon and Gatesy:  Do the do, do the do, do the do...  

Scod:  Prob'ly right,  

Yon and Gatesy:  You know...  

Scod:  It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too.  



Yon and Gatesy:  But then again you never know...  

Scod:  Then again, you never know,  

Yon and Gatesy:  Oooh...  

Scod:  If you don't give it a go.  

Yon and Gatesy:  Oooh...  

Scod:  If you spend your whole life choosing,  

Yon and Gatesy:  Oooh...  

Scod:  In the end it's you who's losing.  



And what if you succeed and find,  

Yon and Gatesy:  What if you succeed...  

Scod:  The perfect one you had in mind?  

Yon and Gatesy:  The perfect one you need...  

Scod:  Things are never what you hope they'll be.  

Yon and Gatesy:  Never hoped they'll...  

Tripod:  It's true, just ask me.  



Bugger off.  

I will love you to the end,  

So bugger off.  

Yes, I know that we're good friends,  

But bugger off.  

No, I'm not having a lend,  

Just bugger off.  

I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.  



Yon and Gatesy:  Ahh...  

Scod:  I've got washing to do, and programs to watch.  



Tripod:  Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style vocals)  



Bugger off...