Table for one, preferbly out of the sun, somewhere where its... quiet.

And a coffee too. Better make it black right through.

I'm feeling fairly shite.



I dont think I have enough class,

To handle drinking from a glass,

Get me water in a plas - tic - cup.



I went, a shandy too far.

I woke up in the bed of someone who I,

just never thought I'd do.

I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car,

A shandy too far.



Comfortable bed.

Shame about the pain in my head.

Where'd I leave my shoes? (Well they're just over there)

Well, they're over there, (over there)

Underneath my underwear.

And where'd I get this bruise?



I can hear her come down the hall,

and bang her head against the wall,

and wish she didnt have,

ap - all - ling luck.



She went, a shandy too far.

I woke up in the bed of someone who I,

just never thought I'd do.

I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car,

A shandy too far.



Ooh wah, ooh wah, ooh.

Ooh wah, ooh.

Shandy too faaar.



SPOKEN: 'Never happened to me personally'



Ooh wah, ooh wah, ooh.

SPOKEN: 'Is his Mum in the audience again?'

Ooh wah, ooh.

Shandy too faaar.