A one armed gogo dancer
A midget in a suit
Riding giant pony's
And wearin' western boots
A bare hand bull fighter
In fishnets and heels
Your chubby cousin Pete
On a tractor with big wheels

We're on a roll now babe
Downhill and it's steep
We'r'e on a roll now babe
And we're diggin' deep
And we're diggin' deep

I just wanna know what grabs Ya

16 black-heared maidens
Smokin' big cigars
All ye'r dirty uncles packed-up in a german car
Bronson and Van Cleef burstin' into tears
Or a guitar-slingin' daddy
Strippin' all ye'r gear

We're on a roll now babe
Down the flamin' hole
We're on a roll now babe
Gonna burn your sole
Gonna burn your sole

I just wanna know what grabs Ya

What I wanna know is
What's your favorite tease
What I wanna know is
What makes you weak in the knees