You remind of the sand that I walked on in Taiwan.You 
were ugly, I was microwavable.
And the things you said, the things you said.
To get the warm girl to give you bread.
She said I don't do that, I don't put out with you.
So I played Bingo
All you people can't you see, can't you see.
The Backstreet Boys they aren't like me.
They can run they can fly, they can tell lots of lies.
They get off about thinking about other guys.
Then they got on the bus, just last night.
And Then they got into a fight, cause their boyfriends 
wouldn't go help them save the pets.
At the rally at the local park.
Save our pets!!
Hi my names Lee, and can't you see.
And I brush my teeth with regularity.
Yeah, once in the morning and once at bedtime.
And after each meal so my teeth will shine.
You'll do the same, if you rehearse.
Just like the masters of the universe.
And my mom is somewhere stuck inside a taxicab in 
Pakistan.
U.S.A!