I am not a stupid playerThat is not me
I'm just a stupid peckerwood
A dumb white honkey
And I, I love you so much
I want you so bad
But when I asked you out last night
You just kicked me in the nads
All my friends they call me gay
They all call me queer
But maybe if you went out with me
Those thoughts would dissappear
Cause you're so fine if you know what I mean
You look pretty good and you seem pretty clean
So would it be okay, would it be alright?
If you could sleep with me tonight
Sorry that you, don't love me anymore
I'm sorry that I'm too ugly, ya stupid whore
Why do nice guys like you and me
Never get any fine booty?
Why do nice guys like you and me
Never get any fine booty?
Oh, we tried and tried and it never happens