Bobby Joe and Betty got a real nice farm
Everybody knows that they work real hard
Bobby Joe sweating in the noonday sun
Betty right beside him 'til the work's all done

But every now and then they get a strong desire
To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire

Now the hay needs hauling, the hogs needs slop
The corn needs cutting but the tractor's stopped
They climbing up the ladder, clear to the loft
Shucking those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singing brown chicken, brown cow
(Ain't nobody watching but the)
Brown chicken, brown cow
Yeah

Black crow sitting on a weather vane
He can see 'em coming from a mile away
Yeah, he's call-call-calling out a loud alarm
Hey, ol' Bobby Joe and Betty heading for the barn

Now the chicken ain't pecking and the cow won't eat
They're fighting each other for a front row seat

Ha-ha

Now the hay needs hauling, the hogs need slop
The corn needs cutting but the tractor's stopped
They climbing up the ladder, clear to the loft
Shucking those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singing brown chicken, brown cow
(Ain't nobody watching but the)
Brown chicken, brown cow
Yeah

Now the hay needs hauling, the hogs need slop
The corn needs cutting but the tractor's stopped
They climbing up the ladder, clear to the loft
Shucking those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singing brown chicken, brown cow
(Ain't nobody watching but the)
Brown chicken, brown cow
(Ain't nobody watching)

Brown chicken, brown cow
(Ain't nobody watching but)
Brown chicken, brown cow
Only one watching, baby
(Ain't nobody watching)