[INTRO:]



This is the story of a dog y'all

A famous dog, a nasty dog, a dirty dog 

A stanky dog, a status dog a horny dog

Check it out y'all Here it comes (hit it) its the horny man



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A one two mic check it I come to get naked 

So can you get wit it hey honey can I hit it 

Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skins 

And I got a jim hat so its safe to go in 

Gettin hot like a toasta posin on your posta 

Come and take a ride on my love roller coaster 

Swimmin in women divin like scuba 

I'm hittin mad skins like my man grand puma 

Everybody loves me cause I got a lot of flavor 

Plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior 

I'm hung like a hanger the green weed slanger 

And like the Hip Squad I'm a status head banger 

Addictive like a drug all you need is a hug 

And you can be loved 

So honey catch the vibe cause its the one to be on 

With more nick names then neon Deon Sanders 

Prime time comin from Atlanta 

I'm comin out the mission like the great Santana 

So now I'm gettin hyped I want to be like Mike 

And never met a female that I didn't like 

Cause I treat them like a prostitute 

You know I knock the boots 

And if their man steps up then I'm quick to shoot 

I'm always packin never lackin when I'm mackin 

I come for reala you actin like you crackin 

Kickin lots of flavor call me Flavormackaliscous 

And I keep a lot of bitches cause they say that I'm delicious 

I'm dipin divin and stir it up like coffee 

Sure your mr. salty but your girlfriend wont get off me 

Cause I'm hard like a rock tearin up the block 

With a 9m glock and a ten foot cock 

Produce dope hits I love big tits 

Plus I'm all that and a hot bowl of grits 

Weigh a buck and three quarters 

So fathers hid your daughters 

Cause I'm runnin through them like my name is Ricky Waters 

I'm a dip and groove and do a spin move real smooth 

But I aint got shit to prove 

Gettin love at the pub like Sam Malone 

And I make a bitch moan when its time to bone 

Cause I melt them like butter word to your mother 

And you know I want to get blunted my brother 

22 grams much love to the clan 

Peace out from the mother fuckin horny man