Congratulate you
Said you had a double tongue
Balancing cake and bread
Say goodbye to a glitter girl

Talula
Talula
You don't want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula
Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton

So goodbye now my baby, gotta go
Say goodbye, my baby to the old world

Ran into the Henchman who severed Anne Boleyn
He did it right quickly, a merciful man
She said one plus one is two, but Henry said
That it was three, so it was
Here I am

Talula
Talula
I don't want to lose it
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula
Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton

And Jamaica
Do you know, do you know what I have done?
Mary M weaving on
Said what you want is in her blood, senators
Said what you want is in her blood, senators, yes

I got Big Bird on the fishing line
With a bit of a shout, a bit of a shout, a bit of an angry snout
He's my favorite hooker of the whole bunch
And I know about his only bride and how the Russians die on the ice
I got my rape hat on, honey, but I always could accessorize
And I never cared too much for the money, but I know right now
Honey, that it's in God's hands
Oh, but I don't know who the father is

Talula
Talula
I don't want to lose him
He must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula
Talula
He's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
You little Fig Newton
You little Fig Newton
You little Fig Newton