Intro: Captain Save A Hoe
 Short  Short  whats up man  this Captain man check this out
 I know you and B Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?
 But yall can't be talkin bad about broads  man  you know?
 Yall in here talkin bout "suckin this" and "suckin that"
 Aww shit  here come B pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed  yall be cool man

 Verse 1: B-Legit/Too $hort

 B-Legit:
 I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night
 Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right
 I'm tight, nicknamed Ike for the drama
 It's baby and her mama, naked in a sauna
 Down with the gang cuz them flows be hard
 Blue mink, Short, and my St. Brenard
 Super bad man all around Hoo-J
 Tell me what the fuck happened to the groupies

 Too $hort:
 What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin through
 To do everything we want em to
 Supposed to be all good when they get here
 Break niggas off, bitch we real playas
 Baby in the red said "It's coo'"
 She gonna give me some pussy, and some head too
 I aint trippin though, these bitches takin too long
 I'm bout to call some other hoes on the phone

 B-Legit:
 Tell em I'm a hog nigga, need a triple-X bitch down to stick
 Turn tricks switched the dick
 Theres hips outside and I'm fo' sho' dat
 And the finest ho she know where mo' at
 Gotta show that, nigga tuck my jewels
 Can't be slippin with a bitch, niggas know that shit
 Hit me at the room when the hoes come
 It be at 301 we callin for some

 Too $hort:
 Where they at B-Legit where they at? (where they at)
 Let these bitches know theres some real playas back
 Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress
 If you do it right then I'll be back bitch
 Another showdown, in yo' town
 Let everybody know you my ho now
 I'm feelin way too cool off the gin and juice
 I'm bout to fuck my bitch and her friend too (and her friend too)

 Captain Save-A-Hoe:
 Damn, see man yall niggas is trippin man,
 niggas this '98 yall actin like its still '88
 Short cussin, and all this bullshit,
 check this out--see baby and them leavin see?
 Baby come here, c'mon, baby don't even trip, just kick it for a lil while
 You know what I'm sayin? I'll take you to Sizzler to go eat after awhile
 I'll make em stop trippin, don't even trip baby its all good

 Verse 2: Too $hort/B-Legit

 Too $hort:
 I'm feelin good, everything hooked up right
 Before its all over I'ma be in som'n tight
 Looked down at my hip to check my pager
 Tryin to find me a bitch, fresh off the stage
 Nigga aint hungry, fuck the after party
 Told a cute groupie "Bitch meet me in the lobby"
 You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends
 Next weekend we gonna do it all again

 B-Legit:
 I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud
 We at the Holiday-Inn, room 510
 Bring all the bitches even if they dikes
 We hyped, hoes eatin pussy tonight
 Seen her in my mug, peepin my game
 Lookin like she could take dick in the brain
 We all champagne and Cali green
 I need a bitch like that on a pimp team

 Too $hort:
 It's after midnight, can't find the right women
 Can't be slippin while you're late night pimpin
 Way too many niggas got stuck like that
 Waited too late then fucked a rat
 Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell
 With the wrong bitch in the wrong hotel
 Shoulda gave up when you first struck out
 Now you tryna get the fuck out

 B-Legit:
 Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke up
 Didn't get to fuck cuz these hoes is ducks
 Niggas like me need the head lay on
 From bad ass bitches who prefer red bones
 Rock microphones, later count G's
 Could always spot a rat chasin niggas with cheese
 Please, put it on freeze, it don't suit me
 What happened to the muthafuckin groupies? (muthafuckin groupies)

 Captain Save-A-Hoe:
 What happened? nigga they all left, thats what happened
 Yall muthafuckas gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each other
 Oh thats cool, yall got some muthafuckin Playboy magazines
 So I guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out man
 Yall niggas gotta understand one thing man
 Bitches don't love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break down
 Be cool with a bitch, ya know what I'm sayin?
 Show her some caring and shit, understand me?

 Verse 3: B-Legit/Too $hort

 B-Legit
 I remember when the shit first began
 I used to fuck the dog shit out my biggest fans
 Four in the mornin we hit the waffle spot
 Then its back to the telly for some more cock
 Shit was non-stop, don't choose too fast
 Theres a gang of more bitches with way more ass
 Up and down the hall with the bad-ass body
 Groupies lookin for the after party

 Too $hort:
 I used to be wild as fuck, get my dick sucked
 On the back of the tour bus with two or three sluts
 Check into my suite, order somethin to eat
 Knockin at my door, its another lil freak
 Right up the hall on the same flo'
 You could stand in line and run a train on the ho
 Top-notch or rat, skinny or fat
 B-Legit, where all the groupies at? (groupies at)

 B-Legit:
 In the room with the tricks gettin big faces
 But they really wanna know how the dick tastes
 I used to get fucked, fall asleep, wake up
 Kick the bitch out and bump a freak
 But nowadays, you gotta watch your route
 Niggas savin hoes need to cut that out
 So what they talkin bout, they shoulda been done came
 I think they scared of a nigga with this real game

 Too $hort:
 What happened to the groupies, don't point your finger
 They're all backstage chasin R&B singers
 At the other concert, on the other side of town
 I seen a few hoes but they wasn't down
 Where the groupies at, I'ma ask yall later
 Probably out tryna fuck basketball players
 Silly hoes, rappers got mansions
 But we aint tryna get into these tramp bitches

 Captain Save-A-Hoe:
 Yall niggas is trippin man,
 yall need to sit down and re-evaluate your morals man
 Yall niggas gettin too old for this shit,
 yall gonna be sittin around in the club
 Tryna figure out who goin home with ya old ass
 You need to find ya a good woman, snatch her up, get her a BMW
 She got kids, only do what you do, tell her "I got you