Oh yes, I'm that master rap

I'm the cold cap (echo)

I'm what you know, ask

Rapping

Beyotch, Beyotch



2 times baby, one time more

Give it one more for Sir Too Short

When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that

They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing

That Too Too Too Too Too Short thing

Beyotch, I don't stop

Never ever ever will smoke that rock

Beyotch, I don't quit

I'm Too Short baby, got the shit

To rap on the mike, turn you out

Too Short baby without a doubt



I gotta change the beat

I got a song for every cold player



Oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any nigger who ever in 

life got his dick sucked.  So if you don't know what it's like 

to get your dick sucked, well then just dream.



H-E-A-D

I need a doctor just for me

To suck my dick, like a vet

To suck my dick until I sweat

I need a bitch, thick as hell

She's gotta suck dick so I can tell

All my homies, what she did

She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch

The homeboys laugh, everytime

And then I put her in my rhyme

Talk about a bitch who sucked dick

Man oh man that bitch can lick

She'll have a nigger jumping up

Making a nigger just wanna fuck

Have you heard about baby, man she's tough

You know I have and now she sucks



The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I loved that blowjob



I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop

I love a bitch for a blow job

I just laugh, over and over

When a bitch drinks sperm like it's a soda

A nigger be aiming, whops I missed

Get back bitch, we'll never kiss

When it comes to me, game is tough

Have you heard about baby, man she sucks



The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I loved to get my dick sucked by her



Bitches in Oakland want to be under

When they suck dick like girl wonder

Niggers in Oakland are sick as hell

As soon as they nut they gots to tell

All the homies, what she did

She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch

The homeboys laugh everytime

And then I put her in a rhyme

Cause when a bitch sucks me down

I kick on back and think about now

When I sing about rap, all about her

The way she will and put in work

I'm Sir Too Short, in the chair

Bust big nuts like a big 'ol player

And sometimes baby we could fuck

But everytime you know she sucks



The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I loved to get my dick sucked by that bitch



Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt

Shit went crazy when they had a riot

I got in the Cutlass, went a few blocks

Saw a bitch and had to stop

Asked her if she needed a ride

The bitch just kept on walking by

So I said baby, could we just talk

I make you see, no need to walk

She never should have stopped, now that time

Cuz now baby, your in my rhyme

I remember you leaving, said I'll see you soon

I remember us going in my room

But I've never seen you, you freaky bitch

I now I tell the world just how you live

Too bad baby, we couldn't fuck

Everytime I see ya I'm a say you suck



The bitch sucked dick

Man that bitch is going to give a vicious blow job



When I drop my drawls, I'll be ready

Blow more head than Blow Job Betty

Suck my dick, and suck it cool

And suck my homie when he come through

Just suck dick, till you see no other

I think my homie, is bringing his brother

All my homies are coming up

Kick back and cap and say she sucks



The bitch sucked dick

That bitch sucked dick (echo)

I love a bitch like that, suck a whole lotta dick

Knows, get a nigger all juiced up when they bust into the bitches mouth

I'm a tell ya



If I wanted, I could black her

But I'm not fucking no head doctor

Bitches don't know that Too SHort tip

You might get fucked if you don't suck dick

But I'm so freash, I'm so down

I tell that bitch the other way around

Suck my dick and you'll get some

I'll fuck you baby till your cock is numb

I'll bust my nut in her mouth

Smooth get dressed and roll out

I'm Sir Too Short, fresh fresh again

Kicking it tough just like a pimp

I could rap non stop in stereo

I talk about a bitch, I watch her blow

Cause she just can't wait to fuck

So for that one reason you know she sucks



The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I just love that bitch for that good blowjob



I'm Too S-H-O-R-T

Rap so strong to the disco beat

Talk about bitches who ever licked

Bitch don't lie, you sucked my dick

More then once, more than twice

It was hella times and it all was nice

You see me nut, when i look down

And you looked up and see me frown

Cause your one bitch I'll never fuck

Do you know why, because you suck



She's a vicious head doctor with a P.H.D.