[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun

[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung

	Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah

[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun

[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung

	Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah



[Too $hort]

I like them wild girls, the way they throw that

When the music ghetto, and she don't hold back

I wanna see her wiggle, when I stick it in her

Call me the champ, cause my dick's the winner

Bitch!  It's internationally known

I picture in my mind, you look nasty in thongs

You probably do it just like you dance (player)

You bout to bust out your pants

You got.. too much ass in your jeans

Throw it my way, I'm not passin a thing

Are you a pleaser, or a teaser?

R&B diva or a skeezer?

To me, it's the same difference

I do my thang in the game, pimpin'

Don't worry bout me, cause I'ma do mine (damn)

Damn this bitch is too fine



[Chorus: Too $hort] + woman

[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun

[$hort] I like female players

[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung

	Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah

[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun

[$hort] I don't like them squares

[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung

	Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah



[Too $hort]

Yeah she got dough, she get her hustle on

You can't buy that girl out, fool what you want?

She get her own table, buy her own bottles

Look in her purse, she got long dollars

Now you wonder why she hangin with me

You curious how my game could be

Playin broads ain't a thang to me

It must be a sign up but you can't see (player)

It's right there in your face

Throw the peace sign up all the players in the place

Look around, it's time to go to work

I'm tryin to flirt with little momma in the shortest skirt

I think she with it, but I don't wanna just hit it

I wanna get explicit

And if she kiss it, it's bound to get good

Tomorrow mornin I'll be cruisin round the bitch hood



[Chorus] w/ minor variations



[Too $hort]

All my female players, gather around

It's a roller coaster baby you at Magic Mountain

Six Flags on a holiday

You wanna ride again girl you ain't gotta wait

You never have to stand in line for the ride

Just take a few hits cause I'm tryin to get you high

I can't tell you to loosen up

But I can say I love the way you move your butt

Let's make it happen, you wanna go home with me?

So I don't wake up in the mornin all lonely?

We can't compromise, I won't promise you lies

But I will make you feel it 'til the sun rise

And if you wanna know what it's like

Ask all the top notches in the club tonight

They'll tell ya, I ain't tryin to find a wife

But if you fuck with Short Dawg you'll have the time of your life



[Chorus] w/ minor variations



[Too $hort] I like female players