on my way to wolton jail

ner ner ner ner

cut my balls on a rusty nail

ner ner ner ner

doctor doctor will i die?

ner ner ner ner

yes you bastard say goodbye!

ner ner ner ner

in came the nurse with a wooden spoon

ner ner ner ner

shoved it up me ars and i was off to the moon

ner ner ner ner



on my way to the moon

ner ner ner ner

healed my balls with that wooden spoon

ner ner ner ner

on my way back down

ner ner ner ner

i was lucky to find a crown

ner ner ner ner

went to the queens house

ner ner ner ner 

told her to fuck off coz your new kings scouse

              



                 THE END