Mary had a little Jesus
She followed Him everyday
All the way to the cross

3 days she waited
For her Son to return
Yahweh left His card
All she had to do was pray

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I'm looking for a chuuch
I'm looking for a haven
I'm looking for a word
I can use to pray with
I'm looking for love's eternal light
Sinners come out tonight

Sir Perjury Bellham Bonham
In his younger days
Stole everybody's fortune
Madoff be his name

He had nothing to say
For his ponsie Fonzie ways
Jesus will be waiting
To seal old Bernie's fate

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