Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...

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Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

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Vagina!!!!!

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!

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Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning