My bum is on the rail

Bum is on the rail

Look at me

my bum is on the rail!


My bum is on the man

Bum is on the man

It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!


My bum is on the step

Bum is on the step 

Don't fall down the step, you might hurt your bum! [laughing]


And that's not very fun 

If you fall down and hurt your bum 

I like to put my bum on things 

It's fun for everyone 


My bum is on the cheese 

Bum is on the cheese 

If I get lucky I'll get a disease! 


My bum is on the Swedish! Swedish! 

Swedish, Swedish 


My bum is on the gum 

My bum is on the gum 

I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum!


My bum is on the ship 

The battleship 

I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum 

I'd shoot poo all over the place! 

POO POO!! [laugh]


Cause that isn't very fun 

When they shoot a cannon in your bum 

I like to put my bum on things 

it's fun for everyone 


My bum is on the dog 

My bum is on the cat 

My bum is on the phone 

My bum is all alone... 


The rail is all alone 

The man is all alone 

The Swedish is all alone 

My bum is all alone.... 


1, 2, 3, 4 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

Get the poo off my bum! 

I need the poo off the bum! 

I've got to get the poo off my bum (poopoo) 

I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background) 

No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background) 

NO NO NO, no, not the loon! 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

My bum is all alone 

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! 

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! 

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON! 

(Cannon Explodes) 

Yeah! The cannon! 

Now get the poo off my bum! 

I want the poo-poo off my bum bum... 

...can I hear the loon again, too...?