bum is on the rail
  Look at Me!!
  My bum is on the rail
  My bum is on a man
  Bum is on a man
  It's a lot of fun to put yer bum on a man
  My bum is on a step
  Bum is on a step
  Don't fall off the steps you might hurt yer bum!
  (ahahahahahaaaaa!!)
  And that's not very fun
  If you fall down 'n hurt yer bum
  I like to put my bum on thingz
  It's fun fer everyone
  My bum is on the cheese
  Bum is on the cheese
  If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
  My bum is on the Swedish
  Swedish
  Swedish
  Sweeedish
  My bum is on the gum
  My bum is on the gum
  I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
  My bum is on the ship
  The battleship
  I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
  I'd shoot POO all over the place
  POO POO!!
  Cuz that isn't very fun
  When they shoot a cannon in yer bum
  My bum is on the dog
  My bum is on the cat
  My bum is on the phone
  My bum is all alone......
  The rail is all alone
  The man is all alone
  The Swedish is all alone
  My bum...is all alone....
  *loon* (2)
  (1,2,3,4)
  My bum is all alone (12 x's)
  Get the poo off my bum!
  I need the POO off my BUM!!
  I've go to get the poopoo off my bum
  I want to hear the cannon! *loon*
  No, let me hear the cannon! *loon*
  NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
  (Bum is alone [3x's])
  I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon*
  I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon*
  I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
  *cannon*
  Yea! The cannon!
  Now get the poo off my bum *loon*
  I want the poo-poo off my - my bum bum...
  *whimper*.......Can I hear the loon again, too? *loon