What do you get when you fall in love? 
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble 
That's what you get for all your trouble 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 

What do you get when you kiss a girl 
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia 
After you do, she'll never phone you 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 

Don't tell me what it's all about 
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why I'm here to remind you 

What do you get when you give your heart 
You get it all broken up and battered 
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 

Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why I'm here to remind you 

What do you get when you fall in love? 
You only get lies and pain and sorrow 
So for at least until tomorrow 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 

I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again