All of my neighbors are all up in arms 
About something they saw on TV. 
Seems some politician got busted for something 
That won't make any difference to me. 
I'm sure it's all true, and I'm tired of this, too 
But I can't pray for someone to fall. 
Let all them people do what people do 
I'm just happy to be here at all 

I'm happy to be here to vote randomly 
On who ought to take the next dive. 
I'm eager to see what the downfall will be 
And all the hilarity on Saturday Night Live. 
That's where the real money must fall, 
Down from the smog of some Hollywood haze 
I'm just happy to be here at all. 

I'm happy to be here 
I'm happy to be 
Happy 

Just happy to be here to see how it goes 
If everything blows into space 
I've been walking my tennis shoes right through my toes 
Trying to keep up with the rest of the race. 
Mostly I stare out my window these days, 
Watching by dog chase her ball 
I'll do my job, whatever it pays, 
I'm just happy to be here at all.