Things are still the same, it seems
  As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
  Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
  His momma called him angel,
  	but everybody knew he was the
  King king, the gross out king
  They called him Piss Aaron
  They always caught him pissin' in the hall
  Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

  Dumb Larry from homeroom 9
  Kept his locker full of weeds
  Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire
  Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers
  The coach, the cheer leader, and
  	the chem teacher, and the
  Dean dean, duh dean dean was after
  Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john
  Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him
  	when he's gone

  Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive
  The biggest pig in all the school
  He would sit and smack his lips and drool
  	as he eyed your lunch
  I left a bag in his desk one night
  A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite
  	he had to
  Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin'
  Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin'
  	in the class