I got a new word up, gonna lay it on my friends
  I'm still too young, I've got these emotions in my blood
  But when I grow up, gonna be a scientist of love

  Working on, love science
  Got to know, love science
  Show the world, love science
  How to be a scientist of love
  Tell my friends, love science
  Take a chance, love science
  Give it up, love science
  I'm a scientist of love
  Feel the power, love science
  Study hard, love science
  Know the truth, love science
  Be a scientist of love
  Choose a plan, love science
  Pick 'em up, put 'em down, love science
  Bring it on home, love science
  Got to be a scientist of love

  Hey you!

  Sometimes you get screwed up, and you're looking for a cure
  But you don't want to see just another amateur
  I know the kind of expert you must be thinking of
  Go out and find yourself a scientist of love

  Some say that love's a game, a random circumstance
  I'm not the type to leave that kind of thing to chance
  You might sit back and wait, but I'm taking off the gloves
  I'm gonna crack this case like a scientist of love

  1, 2, 3!

  If love's what we want, if love's what we need
  Why can't we make love from suspicion and greed?
  If love's what we want, if love's what we need
  Why can't we make love?

  I've got no time to waste just waiting for the bus
  This is the place, the space to get down and serious
  School is in, the lab is open for research
  I do declare that love is a walking, talking church
  I've got to quell the beast, be a credit to my sex
  I've got to give at least as much as I expect
  Can't get no rest 'til I discover what I need
  Gotta start somewhere, that why I believe, believe, believe

  Believe the word, love science
  Party down, love science
  Thinking hard, love science
  How to be a scientist of love
  Place to place, love science
  Hour to hour, love science
  Can't hold back, love science
  Got to be a scientist of love
  Sexy girl, love science
  Manish boy, love science
  Take the course, love science
  And be a scientist of love
  In your face, love science
  Outer space, love science
  Here's a taste, love science
  Got to be a scientist of love

  If love's what we want, if love's what we need
  Why can't we make love in a love factory?
  If love's what we want, if love's what we need
  Why can't we make love