I wield the Universal Will
  One might chance to overlook on my Divineness
  Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville
  I am the Emperor of the Highway
  Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
  I need never indicate my intentions
  I can stop and go and turn just as I please
  For I am the Emperor of the Highway

  Hold!
  Methinks that thou hast driven too far
  I am the Royal Prince of Foreign Sports Cars
  Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
  Than to be blown off by a Regal Road Hog

  I am the Emperor of the Highway
  	(Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car?)
  This time my friend, you are outclassed
  	(Any real man would drive a stick shift)
  For my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
  	(Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)
  And he will place his Royal Boot upon your Ass
  	(This is my exist, we shall meet another day)

  Don't forget who's Emperor of the Highway
  For I am the Emperor of the Highway