I always heard that his herb was top shelf

Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself.

Well don't knock it till you've tried it.

And I've tried it my friend.

I'll never smoke Weed with willie again!



Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town

He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around

The last words I spoke before they tucked me in

I may discount Bungee jump but,

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.



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I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it begins

You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend.

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose

The party was Huntsville, it was after the show

Alone in the front lounge, just me and him

I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in



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Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes

I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke

No I do not partake I just let it pass by

With a grin on my face and a great contact high



[Chorus]



In the fetal position with drool on my chin

We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again