My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be

He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me

She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town

They're lookin' for a good time

They're fun to be around



I said what do she look like?

He scratched his head and stated

"She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated.

We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine

and really double date 'em

Then take 'em back to the motel six and

Try to seperate 'em.



They showed up in a pick up

They were right on time

His was kinda heafty

But not half as big as mine



I'm runnin' block

Turn the lights down low

Runnin' block

Don't want know one to know

That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215

Sometimes you got to bow up

And take one for the team



She cleaned her plate at dinner

Then she ate what's left of mine

Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine

She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig

I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big



You know why?

'Cuz my brother's havin' a party

Thought you outta know

He's got coeds swimmin naked