Toby Keith
Toby Keith - Have I Got A Present For You lyrics
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I can't believe what Christmas has come to today All these atheists and judges trying to take it away No carols in our public schools, no trees in City Hall And they wish you Season's Greetings at the shopping mall Ain't you sick of it all? Well, there's a war on Christmas, it's under attack But this year America's taking it back Separate church and state, that's what some lawyer said I say it's time we separated him from his head You can call me unchristian but that's not true 'Cause have I got a present for you It's the though that counts Christmas is as American as apple pie It's a late December version of the Fourth of July And they may go by a different name But Uncle Sam and Santa Claus are one and the same So boys take aim Well, there's a war on Christmas, it's under attack But this year America's taking it back Separate church and state, that's what some liberal said I say it's time we separated him from his head You can call me unchristian but that's not true Buddy I got a present for you I hope it's the right size Oh say can you see this Christmas Baby Jesus 'tis of thee I'm placing 50 shining stars atop The Statue of Liber-Tree Then I'll go and jingle the Liberty Bell Post Old Glory with an elf And if you say I can't deck my halls Then I'll deck you myself Well, there's a war on Christmas it's under attack Hey, this year Old Saint Nicholas is taking it back He's firing guns from his reindeer, dropping bombs from his sled This year if you were naughty, you're as good as dead He wears red and white, and you can throw in blue And has he got a present for you And St. Toby has got one too Yeah, we got a present for you As in the ACLU Easy Rudolph, down boy