1. Feminism

I believe that women have the right to walk the streets 
at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that women have the right to choose what 
happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative 
right

And I believe that women have the right to wear the 
clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge 
aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel 
like objects

Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.


2. Poverty (altruism)

I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for

And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man

I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.

Fuck I love boobs though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.

They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs.



3. Enviromentalism

I believe the that planet we live in is a living 
organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.

The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.

Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're aged 21
Or octogenarian.

They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love boobs.


Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like 
protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations when
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that 
says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the 
eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

From that first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's 
hostel
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love boobs.