Yeah, I swore off love
I swore off women
Devoted my life to hunting and fishing
I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool
It ain't cool
I spend all my spare time
Fixing up
That old rusted up pick-up truck
In no time at all
I'd have it looking like brand new
Then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was as good as gone
So long
Yeah, you cranked my tractor
You flicked my bic
Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-magic
Can't explain how you done it
But honey, you turn me on

You look at all the taking
I done all the getting
I threw up my hands, said
The heck with it
I shut down my heart
Locked it up and pulled the fuse
Before it blew
All my emotions were disconnected
No sign of a spark
Could be detected
I had nobody
So I had nothing to lose
Then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was as good as gone
So long
Yeah, you cranked my tractor
You flicked my bic
Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-magic
Can't explain how you done it
But honey, you turn me on

Yeah, you crank my tractor
You flick my bic
Woman you trip the trigger on my thing-a-magic
Can't explain how you done it
But honey, you turn me on

I can't handle that baby
You better slow down