She don't drink whiskey much, but I do
She don't sit on old bar stools, but I do
I don't worry about where she's been
I'm the only trouble she gets in
She don't have tattoos on her skin, but I do

'Cause I'm her wild side
The one crazy thing she does
I hope she never quits me
I hope she never gives me up
Well, I'm a mile away from perfect
If there's a curse word, man, I've cursed it
I'm the only hell she's ever gonna raise
The one bad habit I hope she never breaks

She could put me down like a cigarette if she wanted to
Go and find somebody else if she wanted to
Thank God, I'm her one addiction
She ain't got around to kicking
Hell, I couldn't blame her if she wanted to

I'm her wild side
The one crazy thing she does
I hope she never quits me
I hope she never gives me up
I'm a mile away from perfect
If there's a curse word, man, I've cursed it
I'm the only hell she's ever gonna raise
The one bad habit I hope she never breaks
I hope she never breaks

Oh, I'm her wild side
The one crazy thing she does
I hope she never quits me
I hope she never gives me up
She knows I'm miles away from perfect
If there's a curse word, man, I've cursed it
I'm the only hell she's ever gonna raise
The one bad habit
Her one bad habit, man, I hope she never breaks
I hope she never breaks

She don't drink whiskey much, but I do