I'm being sweated by this smut and his name is Snoopy
 But huh  somehow  someway
 He keep biting Smooth B and Slick Rick style every single day
 May...I...dis you for a while ?
 Hey...punk...you know that's really not your style
 I'm trying to figure something out
 Why you live with your mama while my pad is free
 You can come to my crib and lick my (ping)
 Ride on my wood 'till I bust a (ping)
 Huh, so whatcha gonna do ?
 Black, you ain't got what Dr.Dre boy you can't do jack
 So close the door and turn off the light
 coz you'll be pumping my hits all night
 So don't you ever try to dis
 Tim Dog's on the set, so sucker, bounce to this !

 [CHORUS:]
 [Bitch with a perm, bitch with a perm
 I don't give a (scratch) about a bitch with a perm]
 (4x)

 I'm sitting in my crib watching MTV
 when this skinny punk rapper on the telly try to dis me
 He tried to flex on the D-O-G
 But if I gave the punk binoculars he still couldn't see me
 So shake your bones and your rattle
 and leave your toy 9 at home and bring your skills to the battle
 Like Jeru, I'm gonna damage
 I'm starving for success and you'll get eaten like a Burgerking sandwich
 It's a pity fake suckers gotta show off
 I'll bust your skinny head with a sawed off
 I heard your mother was a dope fan [Hit me]
 I heard your father was a dick fan [Sssht]
 and when your (ping) was locked up in the county jail
 I heard you pressed up Lee Jeans [Sssht]
 So step back from the lyrical maniac, I'm ripping your track
 And as a fact, I can never be whack
 And if you think you're hard, push your luck around
 Dog is the man who can buck you down !

 [CHORUS] Yeah, it's like that

 I'm the original hardcore lyric ballbreaker
 When it comes to whack MCs no I'm not a funk faker
 I smash, I crash, and put you in the trash
 and give you new rhymes like you never learned in class
 I'm a real MC and I'm on my own
 And if nobody got my back, I can hold my own
 If I die, I die, if I live then I live
 But if Hip-Hop survive, I got something I can give
 I don't care if you don't think I can win
 And I don't care if you don't wanna be my friend
 And if the Pound get mad and they want some beef
 yo, I don't want it coz I'm a vegeterian

 [CHORUS] It's like that, yeah

 Yeah, kid, this business ain't big enough for two dogs
 So let the battle begin
 Haha, but you don't want it
 coz I'll end ya carreer
 You bit ya style from Slick Rick
 You sound like Smooth B
 and ya try to bite the name from the D-O-G
 But I'm the real, haha
 The real, so let the battle begin