Congradulations on you recent acquisition

The bunker is convenient and easy to install

You've purchased the finest in home fortification

The comfort will please you and heighten your morale

Keenly concocted the barricade is comely

The entrance is impregnable and ready for assault

Safe in the knowledge

Your didn't waste your money

Lie back in your sanctum

You are untouchable 



Sterile heaven hermetically sealed

For you protection and increase yield

Sterile heaven 'cause you're #1

Equipped with ample insulation 



Under surveillance invaders are detected

External apparatus incarcerates them all

Flash incinerated and lightly disinfected

The ashes are bundled and packed in a vault

You accomadations are acoustically defended

You need not hear the death cries

We bring them to a halt

Encapsulation is highly recommended

In brocade or woodgrain or neoclassical 



Airtight and quiet

Safe and self-reliant

With total privacy

Just keep the filter clean

You've taken the precaution

Of utter isolation

You buy serenity

You've read the warranty