Whoa, yeah
It's been a long day, yeah, I know
First to laugh's the last to let it go
Just walk away, whiskey for your troubles
Bloodshot, rimshot, keys between your knuckles
Chrissakes, we'll get you out today, today
Fist fight, it's alright
It's one, two, three, go! 
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped
It's been a long day, yeah, I know
So full of beer you're gonna overflow
Well, have you seen your mother, baby? Surrendered wife
You'll take the high road and I'll take twelve-to-life
Chrissakes, we'll get you out today, today, oh yeah
Fist fight, it's alright
It's one, two, three, go! 
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Honey you got, honey you got
Pistol whipped, pistol whipped
Pistol whipped, uh