To make love to a motor card
Is what I want to do
Porsche or a Ferrari
But anything will do

If I make love to Morris
Does that mean I'm gay
I smear myself in engine oil
And then I'm towed away

Can I cum in your car

Well to make love to a motor car
That's what I want to do
Don't care about the colour
Black green or blue

Don't like road protestors
They wanna take my right
To make love to a motor car
Afternoon or night

Can I cum in your car

To make love to a motor car 
Is all I want to do
To make love to a motor car 
Is all I want to do