Aunty Mabel liked more than
Just a drop of rum
She could take a crew of sailors
Each one up her bum
Well she knew the street corners
Of her town well
But Aunty Mabel Aunty Mabel's secret
Was that she was not a girl

Aunty Mabel
She wasn't a chick
Aunty Mabel
She had a Â…

Aunty Mabel's orifice
It had been well used
By a judge a judge jury and
By the accused

She had lost both her legs
Cut off in the war
So to support herself
Had sailors by the score

Aunty Mabel
Well she wasn't a chick
Aunty Mabel
She had a Â…

Well her orifice had been well used
She was well known as the
Well known as the best screw around
And if you're feeling horny
You can give Aunty Mabel a spin
Then you can leave her money in her
Disabled tin

Well Aunty Mabel
She wasn't a chick
Aunty Mabel
She had a Â…

Well if you put your hands between
My Aunty Mabel's plastic artificial thighs
And you try to feel her snatch
You're in for a surprise

Aunty Mabel
She wasn't a chick
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