Tiffany Hulse
Tiffany Hulse - Phruitcake Pirate lyrics
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[Verse 1] Deck of a tall ship Man, that’d be a real trip Runnin’ around on the ocean just like the pirates of old With my own treasure of silver, diamonds, and gold [Verse 2] Is it real? Is it true? Out on the Caribbean blue No joke, no gag ‘Cause we’re flyin’ that skull and bones flag [Chorus] Or maybe I’m just a wanna’ be (phruitcake pirate) Livin’ out my wanna’ be (tirade) Phruitcake pirate (yes, he’s a) Phruitcake pirate (yes, he is) [Bridge] Goin’ strong under sail, Doin’ good, we ain’t gonna fail, (pirates! ) Gonna’ live to tell the tale, (pirates! ) Ain’t gonna’ be eaten by no whale, (pirates! ) [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Wine, rum, waves, and women Can’t all be that wrong A drum, some rum, native girls to capture with just an island song Sittin’ on the beach hittin’ a bong, man I'd be livin’ large just like Cheech and Chong [Chorus] Because I’m a phruitcake pirate Just livin’ my life out loud Three maybe four centuries Too late (too late...) [Chorus]