Baby, it's the Beetle Ball 

And bugs are crawling to get in 

When they hear that beetle beat 

Those beetles' feet'll start to spin 

And now a cheer for you, my dear 

Yer beautiful, baby 

Oh my little butterfly 

You flutterby in each romance 

Every chance to dance with you 

Puts the ants back in my pants 

Let's cut a rug, my ladybug 

Yer beautiful, baby 



I get a buzz when I have you on my wing 

You tie my antennae in a knot 

Now the room's reeling and I'm feeling 

So hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot 

Hot to trot 

Let's dance, baby 



Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha 

Hee-hee-hee-hee ho-ho-ho-ho 

She-she-she-she's so-so-so-so 

Hey that bug is a dog! 



Would you look at that 

She ain't got no wings 

Good gracious me 

Where are those things? 

She ain't got no feelers 

No feelers? 

She ain't got no shell 

Do tell 

She's got scrawny legs 

And knobbly knees 

For all we know 

The gal's got fleas 

She can't even fly 

No, that won't do 

So say goodbye 

She's not for you 



I'm sorry toots, I guess you're too.... ugly!