(feat. Master Fuol)



[Master Fuol]

This is the mode here

See, see this is what I'm sayin' though

I mean, listen: to all my women, you know to all the women out there, you know

Who, yeah, real women right, right, right, right... 

independent women, but to all my chickens out there... 

you know, who's out they cluckin' mind (cluckin mind)... 

the bird brains... you know, you know you got to get your... 

get it, get it together...

You know, you got to fly straight baby!



[Thirstin Howl]

I know a girl named Cindy, who thinks she's pretty

Nice big ass but, no kinda titties

Looks Puerto Rican but her family's from the Indies

Acting high-class working part-time at Wendy's



[Master Fuol]

I can't forget Rita, queen chicken fajita

Love the way I greet her swallow gargle milk by the liter

Sister named A'Quita, ate these balls like Jered'd eat her

Take it in her butt cuz it's ten centimeters



[Thirstin Howl]

And God made Sophie, who sucks dick slowly

Did me so well, I bought the bitch a trophy

She told me to take back the trophy, and buy some Oakleys

For her man who's up north so when he comes home he won't smoke me



[Master Fuol]

And there was Ruthy, a groupie who take it in the bookie

While working on that ass, I was cruel, G

If I beat it up, brutally the things she would do to me

Even her baby daddy said the pussy ain't what it used to be



[Chorus x2: Thirstin Howl and Master Fuol]



And all.... these.... nuts....

was swallowed by you

My chicken.... keep cluckin'



[Thirstin Howl]

Pickle head, Paula, who I met, on a corner

Soon to be convinced I had a new place much warmer

Shit was so firm I couldn't tell she had a bra on

Everything was right, except for the weave she had in dark blonde



[Master Fuol]

Ten kisses to Wanda who sold booty to white dudes

Poked holes in the condoms with needles, cuz she was spiteful

Never told me cuz she was scared what I might do

Til this day she call me big porno flick dick Shawn Michaels



[Thirstin Howl]

Can't forget Sheila, who thinks I need her

Wears the same outfit, everyday since Easter

It's no secret she blows up my beeper

Told her friends I took her out when I only bought her a pizza



[Master Fuol]

Musty Mary, pussy hairy like a Ewok supreme chicken head cuz all she knew 

about, was the cock doodle doo, lady stay jocking, dick swinging in the nude

Bitch can take a hand in but she got screwed



[Chorus]



[Thirstin Howl]

Janet from, Uptown

A skinny girl who got a butt now, unbuttoned blouse and a yuk-mouth

If the pussy was a car the meter would read more than a hundred miles

Hair so nappy I called her my sweet pea and brussel sprout