Here I stand outside the window longing to be asked inside 

Until someone sees, being polite, though scared to death, they let me in



Woman wonders, "Who's your itchy friend?"

Woman says, "I thought he was with you."

Woman says, "I thought he was with you."

They slowly back away from him

At best he's very interesting

His brushes with success were just an accident

No one likes New Hampshire Man



Broken-hearted old man of New Hampshire

Flower-sniffing poet of New Hampshire

Charming witty drunk

Gate-crashing parasite

Self-pitying, embittered, morose New Hampshire Man



Woman wonders, "Who's your itchy friend?"

Woman says, "I thought he was with you."

Woman says, "I thought he was with you."

They slowly back away from him

At best he's very interesting

His brushes with success were just an accident

No one likes New Hampshire Man

No one likes New Hampshire Man.