The room is full of nervous laughter, the room is full of awkward glances
 It's like somebody died in here, it's like somebody died in here
 And I don't know if I should laugh or cry, and I don't know if I should stay or hide

 Somebody give me a straight answer, somebody give me a straight answer
 Somebody look me straight in the face, somebody look me straight in the eye
 It's like somebody's died in here, it's like somebody's died in here
 Somebody let me in on the joke, somebody let me in on the secret

 Honey, I'm a nervous wreck
 Honey, I'm a nervous wreck

 Somebody give me straight-A answers, somebody give me straight-A answers
 Somebody look me straight in the face, somebody look me straight in the eye
 It's like somebody's died in here, it's like somebody's died in here
 I feel like I'm gonna die in here, I feel like I'm gonna die in here

 Honey, I'm a nervous wreck
 Honey, I'm a nervous wreck

 Bongo fury

 Well, everybody's in on it, but not me
 Just plump me at the bar, and tell me all the drinks are free
 Well, everybody's in on it, but not me
 Just move me to the bar and tell me all the drinks are free
 Well, everybody's in on it, but not me
 Just lead me to the bar, and tell me all the drinks are free

 It's like somebody's died in here, it's like somebody's died in here
 The room is full of nervous laughter, the room is full of awkward glances

 Honey, I'm a nervous wreck
 Honey, I'm a nervous wreck

 (somebody, somebody) yeah (somebody, somebody) yeah
 (somebody, somebody) yeah (somebody, somebody)

 (somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke
 (somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke
 (somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke
 (somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke

 In on the joke
 In on the joke
 In on the joke
 In on the joke