A long time ago

my friend Johnny got suspended for wearing

an 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.The teacher said to him,

"Young man, you will report to the office

and talk to the principal there."



The principal said to Johnny,

"I'm ashamed.

Where's your brain

to wear such a slogan in a public place?

I called your mom.

There she is right now. She said,



"Johnny...

What can I say?

I'm in a state

of dissarray.

You will be punished,

that's for sure.

But your father says he's proud

and the Rangers rule!"



Johnny

got suspended

for wearing

an 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.

Oh yes he did. (x4)



Johnny

got suspended

for wearing

an 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.

Oh yes he did. (x8)