I drove my tractor through your 

haystack last night,

I threw me pitch fork at your dog 

to keep quite,

Now something's telling me that

you've avoiding me,

come on now darling you got 

something i need.



(chorus)



coz i got a brand new combine

harvester and ill give you the key,

come on now lets get together

in perfect harmony

I got 20 acres and you got 43

now i got a brand new combine harvester

and i'll give you the key



she might well laugh



I'll stick by you and give you

all that you need,

we'll have twins and triplets

i'm a man built for speed

and you know i'll love you darling

so give me your hand

oh thing i want the most is all that

acres of land



(chours)



For seven long years i've been

alone in this place,

pigs sleep in the kitchen

it's a proper disgrace

now if i cleaned it up would you

change your mind

I'll give up drinking scrumpy

and that lager and lime



course



Who love u baby



Wern't we grand couple at 

that last wurzel dance,

I wore brand new gaters and me 

corderoy pants

in your new sunday dress

with your perfume smelling grand

we had our photos tooken us

holding hands



Now i got a brand new combine 

harvester and ill give you the key

now that we both past our 50s i think that

you and me should stop this galavanting and 

will you marry me, coz i got a brand new combine harvester

and I'll give you the key



Arr your a fine looking woman and i cant

wait to get me hands on your land



Your a fine looking woman