When the moon shines on the cow shed

And we're rollin' in the hay

All the cows are out there grazing

And the milk is on its way



Chorus:

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

Ooh aargh ooh argh aay



It's so comely in the kitchen

The smell of rabbit stew

When the breeze blows past the farmyard

You can smell the cow sheds too

When those combine wheels stops turning

And a hard day's work is done

There's a pub around the corner

It's the place we have our fun



Chorus:

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

Ooh aargh ooh argh aay



Now dear old Mabel, when she's able

We takes a stroll down lover's lane

And we'll sink a pint of Sproffey

And we'll play old natures game

But we end up in the duck pond

The pub is sized to close

With me breeches full of tadpoles

And the newts between me toes



Chorus:

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

Ooh aargh ooh argh aay

Ooh aargh ooh argh aay (x3)



LET CIDER BE THE SPICE OF LIFE!