The Wurzels
The Wurzels - Don't Tell I Tell 'ee lyrics
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Never been to school, I've never been to college Sooner be dead than stuff me 'ead with a load of useless knowledge I never couldn't see no point in 'istory Cuz I weren't there, so I don't care, so don't tell I tell 'ee! Don't tell I tell 'ee That's my philosophy When folks do cuss and start to fuss Dont tell I tell 'ee Young Sarah Jones one day, got in the family way Her father come with a gurt big gun, said "Ee, you'll have to pay" He chased I up a tree, I 'ollered "Leave I be! I 'appen to know, t'were old Fred Snow, so don't blame I blame 'ee!" Dont tell I tell 'ee That's my philosophy When folk do swear and tear their hair Don't tell I tell 'ee I took a ride one night, a PC hove inside He made it up because I've got no brakes, no bell, no light "I'll sling the book at 'ee" that copper said with glee I said "Sling all you like, 'tis your dad's bike, so don't tell I tell 'ee!" Dont tell I tell 'ee That's my philosophy When folks do fuss and start to cuss Dont tell I, tell 'ee I got a lift to town, from good old Farmer Brown In a ten-ton truck wi' a load o' muck, and when 'e set us down A drink we did agree, it would be good for we The barmaid rolled, she 'eld 'er nose, I said "Don't smell I, smell 'ee!" Dont tell I tell 'ee Thats my philosophy When folk do swear and tear their hair Dont tell I tell 'ee So vicar came along, 'ee said "You know 'tis wrong You gets tight on a Friday night", I answered 'ee real strong "Now parson, you'll agree. The Lord created me And I'm afraid tis 'ow I'm made, so dont tell I, tell 'ee!"