The trick is this: don't get caught
You pick your fancy, you pick the lock
The trick is this: clean out the store and never buy
The trick is this: we are as one, we don't work for anyone
It's important what I'm saying, “Don't be a jerk!”
The trick is in the attention, in the eyeing of the ring
Have a professional perspective on shoplifting
You do your thinking before, you do your counting after
Cherish the moment you get out
You won't get caught if you don't get scared
You never saw a thing and I was never there
There is no shame, there is no blame
Is no shame except for getting caught
I got nothing, you got nothing
Let's find something fun for us to do
So why are we waiting?
Let's steal everything
Let's steal everything
Let's steal everything
‘Cause I want everything
I believe in God he's told me this
Things lying around were left for us to take
Long before they were bought, just as they were made
Ours to enjoy and not to pay
For, for, unless we get caught
For, for, except for getting caught
I got nothing, you got nothing
Let's find something fun for us to do
So what? Are we waiting?
Let's steal everything
Let's steal everything
Let's steal everything
‘Cause I want everything
All the skinheads know
All the vampires sing
College students they come and go
And they never learn a thing