Come on in and see my a's, come on in and see my i's 
Come on in and see my rays, come on in and see my wife, my wife 
She's got a middle just like her mother 
She's got a middle certainly governed 
Don't look up - don't look up and don't look down 

Come on in and see my a's, come on in and see my i's 
Come on in and feel my weight, come on in and see my wife, my wife 
Who was it said, I don't know a thing 
Who was it said, I believe everything 
You check the facts, you check the facts 
You eat my shits and you read my back 

Come on in and see my a's, come on in and see my i's 
Come on in and feel my rays, come on in and see my wife, my wife 
She's got a middle sewn up like roses 
She's got a middle wrapped up in poses 
Don't look up - don't look up and don't look back 
Who was it said, I got a funny face 
Who was it said, her teeth are never straight 
You check the facts, you check the facts 
You taste my shits and you read my back 

Come on in and see my hate, come on in and see my i's 
Come on in and feel my rays, come on in and see my wife