*(announcing): "It's 'Poetry Cornered'."
                            [theme music plays]
(reading): "'And when I look upon your face
                   I would that we were in some place
                   Where you could be my pet
                   My dove
                   So live with me
                   And be my vole'."

(confused): "...Vole? Hang on."

(rereading): "'Where you could be my pet
                      My dove
                      Live with me
                      And be my-- vole'."

(still confused): "Hang on-- that can't be right."

[*'Poet's corner is slang for 'toilet